Holy shit
Paul and Michael Jeter were trying to force themselves on Bridget Fonda so she set Paul on fire and used the same lamp to stab Michael Jeter in the dick. The bad guys have MJ in a post office having his dick sewed back on by a blacksmith when the good guys hurl a sack with a rattlesnake stuffed in it through the window and hey maybe this shitty movie can be saved.
Even Nebbie wants me to stop watching this.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
I don’t know what Paul Reubens is doing in this movie but I’m pretty sure the phrase “Fuck it” was involved.
Dwight. No Dwight. Dwight stop.
Peter Fonda sobered up I guess.
Though apparently not enough for his character to realize that this guy who’s “strange sense of fashion” is no different than anyone else in this movie.
Oh wait. Maybe Drunk Guy and Peter Fonda weren’t the same guy?
Fuck this movie is so weird I have no idea what’s real anymore.
Peter Fonda sobered up I guess.
Though apparently not enough for his character to realize that this guy who’s “strange sense of fashion” is no different than anyone else in this movie.
And now there’s a hot air balloon.
Because.
They’re ghosts now?!
This movie is throwing ghosts at me? Who’s a ghost and who’s not?
I don’t know what movie Billy Bob Thornton thinks he’s in but it’s not this one.
The Paradox Machine 