I just figured out why I don’t like babies. They look like they have no bones. But if you dropped one, it would shatter. And that is too damn paradoxical for me to handle.
bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized
this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him
The Paradox Machine 