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theparadoxmachine:

theparadoxmachine:

Now see that’s just not fair.

I bribed them with snacks to get them to move, but now Nebula is sulking in the closet and Horatio is laying about 2 feet away instead of snuggling with me. Of course Horatio is probably mad, because I got him to sit up on his back legs for his treat, and he leaned back too hard and fell over and I laughed at him. In my defense, it was hilariously adorable. 

I’m a bad cat mom 😦

They’re both back on the bed. Nebula is next to me and Horatio is pressed up against my arm. It seems my chicanery has been forgiven. 

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hi-def-doritos:

hi-def-doritos:

charming-tothelast:

hi-def-doritos:

manasaysay:

hi-def-doritos:

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

This is by far my most popular post.

theparadoxmachine:

Now see that’s just not fair.

I bribed them with snacks to get them to move, but now Nebula is sulking in the closet and Horatio is laying about 2 feet away instead of snuggling with me. Of course Horatio is probably mad, because I got him to sit up on his back legs for his treat, and he leaned back too hard and fell over and I laughed at him. In my defense, it was hilariously adorable. 

I’m a bad cat mom 😦

adrnired:

the fact vegans think they can be appropriated is the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard in my life

This has probably been brought up in the notes already, but one could argue that since tofu is a component of East and Southeast Asia cuisine, having its origins there, that for any vegan to claim it belongs to vegans as a group, rather than belonging to its actual culture of origin, is itself an act of cultural appropriation.

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My coworker was an insufferable pompous ass yesterday (not uncommon) and today I got him a box of kleenexes for his desk while I was out at lunch because he can’t shake this infection he’s got and he keeps having to use tp from the bathroom to blow his nose.

Literally why am I like this?

notthatjaded:

rowantheexplorer:

swolerbear:

swolerbear:

*me taking my meds*: Carrie Fisher would want me to

listen, if you’re ever having a hard time and you just want to give up, think about space mom and how proud she would be of you just for fighting

Carrie Fisher definitely wants you to stay alive to tell the world to fuck off one more time. If spite keeps you alive, embrace it.

This post just reminded me I had a pill I need to take, so thanks, Carrie.

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bernieforthepeople:

Tweet via Steve Marmel reads:

Ignore all polls.
Register.
Get a friend to register.
Get a non voter to promise to vote.
Stay in touch.
Get all your IDs in order.
Re-check all your registrations close to Election Day.
Plan your day around this vote.
Vote in packs.
We have ONE SHOT.
311 days.
#FlipTheHouse

Whatever state you live in, DO NOT wait till the last minute!  Get registered, or make sure your information is up to date NOW.  Do some google searching.  Maybe you can even complete the process online.  

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