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For those of you who do not know, In the South in the US, it’s tradition on New Years to eat black eyed peas for good luck in the coming year. I don’t know why or where it comes from but it’s Something We Just Do and this year I decide to have a go at making them from scratch. I’m kind of already doing it Wrong because I’m making them the day before New Years Day but w/e.

OMG you guys.

They.

are

AMAZING.

I went all out and made them with bacon and I used chicken broth instead of water to cook them in and omg they are the most delicious thing I have made in this new kitchen thus far. 11/10 would definitely make again holy shit.

shut-up-math:

theotherrulerofallpotatos:

sciencescribbler:

unwisealistair:

lil-green-pagan:

infinite–skys:

resonance-of-libra:

twosidestarot:

thesylverlining:

noctea:

My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host

…You know, that might actually work.

Always and forever reblogging this

Sigh. No self-respecting demon would let the body go this long without showering. Brb.

XD wtf that’s great.

This worked for me quite a few times. Especially when I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning just like

The vessel must be present.

This may actually work, motivation by “to be a successful infiltrator on the mortal plane my host must be as successful as possible”

THIS SHOULDN’T BE AS CONVINCING AS IT IS…WHAT THE FIERY-HOT BALLS OF SATAN IS MAKING THIS A CONVINCING ARGUMENT?

The mom friend override

I want to write a book on this where the demon helps the host overcome depressional habits

loveviral:

Happy New Year 2018.

Thank you for your support.

Source: loveviral

barthvader:

sofire-almond:

princess-slay-ya:

Carrie Fisher reciting the “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi” speech through the years

“What’s interesting, is that when you get Carrie going she still remembers all the lines from the old films” – Oscar Isaac, in the video tribute to Carrie Fisher from SWCO [x]

you forgot the best one

That tweet is gold

Source: princess-slay-ya

Source: skunkandburningtires

Ok it’s probably just sleet and it’s pretty whispy and not gathering much. But still.

Also Texas does get frozen precipitation – just not much of it and I don’t think we’ve ever gotten it on New Years before.

Iiiiiiii’mmm dreaming of a whiiiiiiiiiiite New Years

Just like the ones I’ve never knoooooooownnnnnn

because this has literally never happened before holy shit

Oh my god it’s snowing.

kyleetheconqueror:

brucebannur:

“not all men!” but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don’t you dare generalise men that’s unfair!!!!!!!!

And there it is

I almost forgot to tell you guys I had another Paul Reubens dream.

In this one, we were pretty good friends, and he hadn’t made a Pee-wee movie in a while. I guess this was before Pee-wee’s Big Holiday. Anyway, he was thinking of making another one, but he wasn’t sure anyone would want to see it. I assured him that it would be great, but he still wasn’t convinced. Then later in the dream, what felt like a short period of time, I heard an announcement for a new movie on the radio then his voice came on in character announcing his new movie. I immediately took off running to find him. I was so excited and wanted to congratulate him. When I found him I got to give him a HUGE hug.

It was nice.