Anyone who says “Cats are aloof and don’t like being social” has never tried to go to the bathroom w/ a cat in tow.

darkbornsirius:

lagonegirl:

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/05/what_state_prisoners_get_to_wo.html

OMG

We need to serperate from these demons if we are going to survive

FIX THE THIRTEENTH AMENDMENT!

nothingbutthedreams:

savetheplanarians:

Fraser + jumping out of windows | season 1

He has a problem.

Source: savetheplanarians

sewickedthread:

perilegs:

copperbadge:

minnielikes:

galesofnovember:

liketheghost:

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

i’m sorry wHAT

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly.

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

I am both amused and nodding my head at the accuracy.

What.

your fave is problematic: Luke Skywalker

asajjvxntress:

cares too much

super compassionate like who does that

abandoned his Jedi training to save Han and Leia on Bespin despite Obi Wan’s and Yoda’s warnings

gave his father, who was an evil warlord for over 20 years, a proper Jedi funeral

would not kill his enemies even though it was the easy way out

never ended up picking up power converters at Tosche Station

childhood nickname was “Wormie”

perfect cinnamon roll, too Good for this world, too Pure

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

I got Peter Cushing and Vincent Price mixed up again in front of the cashier at Sally Beauty Supply and didn’t realize until after I left and I am so sick and I feel like a disgrace to my species. I’m sorry Vincent. I’m sorry Peter. Please forgive me.