Shout out to my uterus for waiting until Friday to start my period so I can have the worst of the bullshit over the weekend.
And I thank whatever gods may be that my coworker was away from his desk when I discovered this so I could grab a pad and deal with it without him knowing.
Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
Not food related, but every night my cat comes to bed with me and swats and claws at the duvet until I lift it up so he can crawl under it. And then he gets stuck and meows until I lift it up again to show him a way out. Repeat until he gets angry and runs away.
Mine is comparatively boring; my cat just cries at us until the person she wants is cuddling her in the exact position she wants.
My cat taught himself to play dead when he decides he’s being horribly neglected. I mean, full on, makes a pathetic mewling sound, sprawls onto his side, and stares, glassy-eyed, into the distance. On the floor right next to you, so you have no choice but to notice that he wasted away. If you inform him that you don’t believe that he’s really dead, he’ll shake one of his back legs as if he’s kicking the metaphorical bucket.
NO ONE TAUGHT HIM THIS. HE DID IT ALL HIMSELF, THE FURRY WRETCH.
My cat cries for two or three hours BEFORE her regular feeding time. We have always fed her at 5pm for dinner, she starts crying at 2 or 3. We have not once ever fed her that earlier.
My cats are weirdly sweet about this. They will let me sleep in however late I want and when I wake up, they will lay there quietly while I mess around on my phone. Eventually, if I wait to get up too long, Nebula will start nipping at my ankles, like come on Mom, get up. But the second my feet hit the floor
MMMMMRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW WE’RE DYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN YEEEARRRSSSSS MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Okay damn I’ll get your damn food. Let me pee first geez.
lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism
this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard
I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the
pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.
can I volunteer to be a penguin
I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.
So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.
Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army
Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.
The Paradox Machine 