I have the theme song of the choir I was in in the 4th grade stuck in my head and I can’t find any fanfic that does it for me.

The frozen yogurt was good but I’d have preferred racetrac. Everything is better at racetrac.

I know I should try to sleep but I’m craving fanfic that doesn’t exist.

I had an interview today and I think it went well. Then I had to take a typing test for another job, but this computer is a giant POS which makes it super hard to type ANYTHING. Then this same POS laptop decided to corrupt a writing project I’ve been working on which was like 5 ½ pages of work that I now have to completely retype, so basically it’s been an overwhelming day and I earned that frozen yogurt okay? 

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/theparadoxmachine/166235893055/tumblr_nclytdP12Z1ro2o47?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

celepom:

brosefvondudehomie:

forestwater87:

darker-than-darkstorm:

crowleysleftbuttcheek:

loverofpiggies:

ravings-draws:

chromas-detersination:

nikolaspascal:

storminormin:

infiniteecho97:

cyberworm-txt:

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS YOU DONT REALIZE WHAT YOURE MISSING

when a song ascends through its meme status

this is now officially my funeral song 

This… Is honestly amazing… Imagine putting this with a final boss where it feels like fighting is hopeless, but you continue to fight, not wanting to go down with out a fight. You’ve come too far to give up now… Perfect.

WOAAAH

I’m done

In case you’re looking for more like it, it’s from the group called simply Gregorian, from their album Dark Side Of The Chant.

Yes, I’m serious.

Gregorian is fucking awesome.

They have something like 20 albums, all pop and rock songs done in this style. “Heaven is a Place on Earth” is probably my personal favorite …

Though “My Heart Will Go On” is a very close second:

I prefer their softer stuff, like what’s above, and if you like that then you’ll probably enjoy the hell out of “The Sound of Silence,” “Heaven,” and “My Immortal,” but if you want something a little more badass, “Hell’s Bells” is great.

Or if you’d like something a little more classic:

And of course … today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna hear a Gregorian version of “Wonderwall”:

@trashcanbees @blackfiretazz

@progressoftomorrow

My brother has this giant ass TV in his apartment that he is desperate to get rid of because it’s huge but not a flat screen so it’s a huge pain to move, and he offered it to me today to take with me when I move out. 

My dude, I know you’re only offering this thing to me because it’s a monstrosity that you can’t unload on anyone else. 

And I would be more than happy to take it off your hands. 

dragginage:

dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potato peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude