why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
I love this post
Them: hey man if you jump into the water you’ll fucking drown Me: i’m all in baby
the best siren post ! 😂
The wifi one and the “i wanted to die so good looks” one are me as hell ina a nutshell
when guys are like “girls over [relatively low weight] shouldn’t wear [revealing article of clothing]” a lot of the time they are trying to get women above that weight to say “OH REALLY?” and post a picture of themselves looking good in that article of clothing. It’s a creepy power play designed to prey on both women’s confidence and their insecurities and trick them into posting revealing pictures of themselves for the sexual gratification of men who they otherwise wouldn’t have given the time of day. It’s a sleazy pick-up artist tactic. It’s negging. When you see an all-too-common post that’s like “bigger girls shouldn’t wear bikinis” and the response is him getting “owned” because a woman replied with pictures of herself looking beautiful, he’s not getting owned at all, he’s getting exactly the result he was hoping for. They’re basically saying “You sure showed me by sending me, a huge sexist creep, a picture of yourself in a bikini! PLEASE don’t send me nudes, I don’t know if I could take the humiliation!”
The scary thing is that I’ve had a guy admit this to me. He said something about “fat girls always have ugly tits”. I am fat and a girl. I said “no, they don’t.” He said “prove it”. When I made it clear that a) I had nothing to prove, b) why the fuck am I gonna care about some beanpole-in-a-meme-shirt’s opinion?, and c) I wasn’t EVER gonna send him shit, he went crazy. Straight up admitted that the technique always worked blah blah, I must have been a dude pretending to be a girl blah blah, and basically had a temper tantrum till I blocked him.
So 100% guys that do this are garbage and even if they’re not, remember that you don’t have to prove anything to anyone.
Why has tumblr marked some pictures I posted of a fully dressed (in a turtleneck and blazer) David McCallum becoming invisible as nsfw? Apparently, David McCallum is too obscene even fully clothed and only partly visible.
That probably explains why tumblr has marked most of my MFU screencaps as NSFW. Too many pictures of David McCallum!
I think tumblr’s having a moment with the nsfw stuff. My stuffed squid was marked as nsfw too for some unfathomable reason.
Well don’t anyone write Illya/stuffed squid smut. Tumblr might just explode with all the NSFWness!
Oh god, no, please, nobody write smut involving my squid. I’ll be the one to explode.
With horror.
Wait what with Tumblr posting nsfw stuff?
Posts that are definitely NOT nsfw (like my squid and David McCallum wearing a turtleneck) keeping getting flagged as NSFW for some reason. It’s weird.
Why has tumblr marked some pictures I posted of a fully dressed (in a turtleneck and blazer) David McCallum becoming invisible as nsfw? Apparently, David McCallum is too obscene even fully clothed and only partly visible.
That probably explains why tumblr has marked most of my MFU screencaps as NSFW. Too many pictures of David McCallum!
I think tumblr’s having a moment with the nsfw stuff. My stuffed squid was marked as nsfw too for some unfathomable reason.
Well don’t anyone write Illya/stuffed squid smut. Tumblr might just explode with all the NSFWness!
Oh god, no, please, nobody write smut involving my squid. I’ll be the one to explode.
Why has tumblr marked some pictures I posted of a fully dressed (in a turtleneck and blazer) David McCallum becoming invisible as nsfw? Apparently, David McCallum is too obscene even fully clothed and only partly visible.
That probably explains why tumblr has marked most of my MFU screencaps as NSFW. Too many pictures of David McCallum!
I think tumblr’s having a moment with the nsfw stuff. My stuffed squid was marked as nsfw too for some unfathomable reason.
The Paradox Machine 