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218poundingtons:

I went to see ENO’s latest production of The Mikado last week and it was absolutely amazing. I believe I’m right in saying it was the first Jonathan Miller Mikado since Richard Angas’ passing 2 years ago.
Anyway, by complete coincidence I found this gem recording by another recently deceased Mikado, Sir Christopher Lee.

theparadoxmachine:

I HATE staples okay?

They waste so much metal and no one is going to recycle them-seriously, who does that?-so they are so wasteful, when you could just as easily use paperclips, which can be reused AND don’t need a special tool to remove, but why am I acting like my outrage against these sharp little bastards is for any reason other than the fact that I keep jamming up my damn scanner EVERY DAMN TIME I SCAN SOMETHING BECAUSE SOMEBODY DECIDED A RANDOM 3 PAGES IN THIS FILE NEEDED TO BE STAPLED FOR NO REASON AND I DIDN’T SEE IT UNTIL MY STUPID SCANNER CHOKED ON IT. 

AND FOR THE LOVE OF SANITY – PICK A DAMN SIDE TO STAPLE SHIT ON. I AM SICK AND DAMN TIRED OF STICKING SOMETHING IN THE SCANNER, THINKING I’VE GOTTEN ALL THE STAPLES OUT, ONLY TO FIND – SURPRISE DUMBASS! SOME JERKOFF STAPLED THIS SHIT ON THE RIGHT SIDE HALFWAY DOWN THE PAGE OR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OR SOME SHIT JUST TO TROLL YOU 4 YEARS IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!

I only got like 45 minutes of sleep last night, the postal service is ruining my life, and I’m gonna have to deal with holiday traffic on my way home and I might die. I can’t deal with this right now. 

I HATE staples okay?

They waste so much metal and no one is going to recycle them-seriously, who does that?-so they are so wasteful, when you could just as easily use paperclips, which can be reused AND don’t need a special tool to remove, but why am I acting like my outrage against these sharp little bastards is for any reason other than the fact that I keep jamming up my damn scanner EVERY DAMN TIME I SCAN SOMETHING BECAUSE SOMEBODY DECIDED A RANDOM 3 PAGES IN THIS FILE NEEDED TO BE STAPLED FOR NO REASON AND I DIDN’T SEE IT UNTIL MY STUPID SCANNER CHOKED ON IT. 

queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america