Day 615: Still not over the fact that the American James Bond – not the British original – is a) the nice one, and b) the one I’d actually sleep with.
(Seriously, this cover is like looking at two thirds of the easiest round of shag/marry/cliff ever. It almost doesn’t matter who the third guy is: James Bond is going off the cliff, and whichever option I pick for Napoleon Solo, I’m sure he’d make the effort to show me a good time. 😀 )
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Watch This College Student Get Pwned By His Two-Year-Old Son
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
What makes this funny is that in the actual novel once the creature learned how to speak he was actually very articulate and could indeed talk circles around Victor. He wasn’t just physically stronger, he was smarter.
Could This Two-Year-Old Be Smarter Than A College Dropout?
going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds
My mom won’t be in the office so I’ll be by myself, plus she won’t be able to give me the stuff she has for me, and the company I just ordered stuff from sent me a 20% off coupon hours after I placed my order.
My day already sucks and I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet.
good luck! and hope that needle stops rebelling!
Thanks!
I’m hand sewing my giant squid plushie and thus far I have managed to stick myself several times, get the needle tangled in my hair somehow, and, most perplexingly, drive the needle through my thumbnail. (Don’t worry, that didn’t hurt.)
Somebody please take this needle away from me.
*edited because OMG NO*
thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:
Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.
I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.
That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.
When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!
The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!
A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.
I lost control about reblogging this picture.
and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this.
literally one of my favourite pictures ever
nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes
If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don’t know much about punks
Oh my gods, this is so cute.
The Paradox Machine 